男友都是作来的,女伴侣都是来作的
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">单身有多好,<span style="color: black;">爱情</span>了才<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我以为人家<span style="color: black;">爱情</span>,肯定是天天牵手压马路, 顿顿有人陪着吃火锅,周末<span style="color: black;">一块</span><span style="color: black;">安定</span>地看部电影再相拥着充实地入眠?夺浪漫啊。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">没想到,现实远比幻想鸡飞狗跳,我<span style="color: black;">哪些</span>脱了单的哥们儿,竟然各个苦不堪言。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“昨天加班<span style="color: black;">无</span>接到女<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>的<span style="color: black;">tel</span>,回来跪着搓衣板请罪她明明说了没事儿,结果夜里两点她撤回了三条<span style="color: black;">信息</span>,今天早上没搭理我就去出门了,这到底是什么意思?”</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">俗话说得好,<span style="color: black;">女子</span>子不跟你作,那只能说明不爱你。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">那要是<span style="color: black;">女子</span>子当真陷入了爱河,她到底能有多作?</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">咱们</span>还是请<span style="color: black;">有些</span>有对象的<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>们来发言吧。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">明明很想他,但却说不想理他。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@小鹿</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">风雨无阻的要男票早上起床去买早饭,就算我不吃<span style="color: black;">亦</span>要买。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@Echo</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">每通一次<span style="color: black;">tel</span>就要先说一句“我爱你”,<span style="color: black;">否则</span>会被挂<span style="color: black;">tel</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@我是苏心怡的爹爹</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">对方稍微<span style="color: black;">无</span>笑就觉得是在发火,不爱我了,不想理我。我就会<span style="color: black;">起始</span>哭。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@两碗</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">女<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span><span style="color: black;">微X</span>向我借了120多块,那天<span style="color: black;">夜晚</span>呆在卧室里<span style="color: black;">不愿</span>出来,把我赶到别的房间,之后的<span style="color: black;">非常</span>钟里手机<span style="color: black;">始终</span>在震,“<span style="color: black;">一起</span><span style="color: black;">一起</span>还你”。她完全不累,还<span style="color: black;">必定</span>要我<span style="color: black;">一起</span><span style="color: black;">一起</span>钱收,并且说24小时之后<span style="color: black;">倘若</span><span style="color: black;">一起</span><span style="color: black;">一起</span>的退回去的话要把我捶爆。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@fo龙</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">▼</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/a0530000dcef3ad8f9d4~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1729449306&x-signature=fK7%2FOOOFUTyFg77buK6bnvg6otI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“你居然说我善良,善良是用来夸人的吗?” </p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@西瓜风扇的夏天</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">整天问前男友,你想不想我?不回<span style="color: black;">微X</span>就瞎猜,<span style="color: black;">而后</span>长篇大论,有一天发了25分钟<span style="color: black;">微X</span>文字,并说:“<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>你再不回我<span style="color: black;">微X</span>,我就消失不找你啦~”结果人真的没回我,我自己凉了。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@灯,等灯等灯</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">不说晚安安不让他睡觉,说亲亲不配图我总感觉少了点什么,在社交软件他给别人回复我都要反复看,发做饭的<span style="color: black;">照片</span>到空间<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>圈以外的<span style="color: black;">地区</span>我就不乐意。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@傻鱼</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">去吃<span style="color: black;">馒头</span>让我喝下去辣椒和醋的混合体,说不喝<span style="color: black;">便是</span>不爱她。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">不可</span>跟异性单独相处,跟六个老<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>吃饭,其中有女生,她就<span style="color: black;">可疑</span>我出轨。<span style="color: black;">已然</span>分了,自己过得真坦荡。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@岛屿</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">异地,明明视频得很开心,<span style="color: black;">忽然</span>要皮一下和男<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>说:“我生气了我要挂<span style="color: black;">tel</span>。” 男<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>说不,<span style="color: black;">而后</span>摇摇头。我心里会想这个人<span style="color: black;">为何</span>反应这么冷淡,<span style="color: black;">而后</span>就真的挂了<span style="color: black;">tel</span>,他打过来,我不接<span style="color: black;">tel</span>只打字,可他<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不发<span style="color: black;">信息</span>,<span style="color: black;">始终</span>给我打,<span style="color: black;">始终</span>打,我就越来越气,陷入死循环。很奇葩了。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@小乖乖</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">刚遇见男<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>的时候,我手臂被<span style="color: black;">自动</span>车轮卡住,两个膝盖摔了很大的疤,一路走一路流血,<span style="color: black;">然则</span>自己毫不<span style="color: black;">留意</span>,消毒的时候都不会叫一声。后来呵呵,什么吃多了胀气啊需要哄,走路走累了需要背啊,过个水坑都要公主抱。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@李莉莉莉莉</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">▼</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/a048000e211601985585~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1729449306&x-signature=d5X3S9t4B2ZsmtyxHcjkACfgSWk%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我女<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>跟我说,<span style="color: black;">起始</span>几天<span style="color: black;">一块</span>住的时候,她跟我睡<span style="color: black;">始终</span>都吸着肚子....</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@Ji</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">之前用QQ ,有两个系统自带小表情是“左亲亲”“右亲亲”,我给男票发<span style="color: black;">信息</span>的时候用“左亲亲”,他给我回复必须用“右亲亲”,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>我的聊天对话框在右边,<span style="color: black;">这般</span>看起来是两个小人儿对着亲亲的。后来有一次吵架男票<span style="color: black;">尤其</span>委屈跟我哭,说我太作,就连<span style="color: black;">发布</span>情包都要迁就我,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>他的对话框看着两个小人儿都不是对着亲亲的,都是背对着亲亲的。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@白胖胖</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我一个闺蜜,谈了<span style="color: black;">1星期</span><span style="color: black;">爱情</span>后不想谈了,为了<span style="color: black;">守护</span>自己美好形象,让我假装看到她<span style="color: black;">每日</span>哭很心疼,自作主张去和男生谈,让他主动提出分手。男生来问她的时候,她说: “我都让她说了这种事情不要跟你讲,我不想你担心我,她怎么能<span style="color: black;">这般</span>~”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我…mmp… </p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@柑橘片儿</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">上大学的时候我打过男<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>:)我还把自己包摔在地上,东西散落一地,他蹲下帮我捡,我又踹了他一脚,<span style="color: black;">此刻</span><span style="color: black;">已然</span>忘了当时<span style="color: black;">为何</span>生气了,大概<span style="color: black;">便是</span>不接我<span style="color: black;">tel</span>回我信息之类的吧…</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@薄荷猫</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">生气了<span style="color: black;">需求</span>男友趴在地上装海豹,还要匍匐前进一段…<span style="color: black;">此刻</span>是孩儿她爸了,女儿觉得爸爸在家里爬是正常的现象。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@<span style="color: black;">奔走</span>儿霸</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">▼</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/a04a0002ed334933aed8~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1729449306&x-signature=4PyP3pACmbo77uFgTamKMba9oOE%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我闺蜜,让她男票买一份热的冷面…热的冷面。人家辛辛苦苦热了一遍后,又嫌弃热的冷面<span style="color: black;">欠好</span>吃,给打倒了…我真没见过这么作的。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@邻居家的金毛</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">在男友聚会时,我特地拉着亲哥甜蜜地从男友面前笑着走过…<span style="color: black;">白痴</span>本傻了…</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">(最后男友追上来把我哥打了一顿。)</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@结野真知</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">逛街走不动路,要牵着才有力气,或一个能量吻。 </p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@<span style="color: black;">不可</span>说哦</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">他发的表情包不合胃口,我都<span style="color: black;">能够</span>凶他一顿。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@阿柔</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">班上一对情侣,去买答案那个茶饮,说是<span style="color: black;">能够</span>占卜还是怎么样。当天那个店的<span style="color: black;">设备</span>坏了,占卜结果出不来,女生就生气了,还把火都撒在了男生身上,<span style="color: black;">乃至</span>一度闹到要分手。后来当然是人家两个人又恢复如初了。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@不愿意暴露姓名的土味<span style="color: black;">兴趣</span>者 </p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">嗯,看到你们这些被<span style="color: black;">爱情</span><span style="color: black;">熬煎</span>的男女,我怎么感觉...又被塞了一顿狗粮呢:)</p>
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