fny5jt9 发表于 6 天前

给女伴侣的检讨模板,秒哄生气的女友


    <h1 style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;">(<strong style="color: blue;">一)</strong>、</h1>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"> <span style="color: black;">首要</span>,开篇最重要一点,表现出你的悔过<span style="color: black;">心情</span>,要让她<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>,我是真的错了</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">例:当下的我犯下了这极为严重的错误,我<span style="color: black;">这般</span>的<span style="color: black;">行径</span>给女友<span style="color: black;">成人</span>造<span style="color: black;">成为了</span>很大的<span style="color: black;">损伤</span>,让女友<span style="color: black;">成人</span>这段时间的心情<span style="color: black;">始终</span><span style="color: black;">欠好</span>。每每想到这点,我就觉得非常愧疚,非常难过。 <span style="color: black;">这里</span>,我向女友<span style="color: black;">成人</span><span style="color: black;">暗示</span>深深地抱歉。并郑重地向您说一句:非常抱歉,我错了!</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/2d0d6402ca0e4607bc7b361ab04adcf5~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1728672916&amp;x-signature=8SpilUiFTH25vbSJ9LInrQ7AdA0%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">(二)、</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"> <span style="color: black;">描述</span>事实(记得进行适当的隐瞒,这可不<span style="color: black;">表率</span><span style="color: black;">诈骗</span>)语气中既带有一丝认错的诚恳,又要表现出对她满满的爱,还<span style="color: black;">能够</span>有一点点小俏皮</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">例:我深刻的反省我昨天犯下的错误。<span style="color: black;">重点</span>错误有以下几点: <span style="color: black;">第1</span>,<span style="color: black;">不应</span>和兄弟们踢球而忘了跟你的约会; 第二,在踢球时<span style="color: black;">不应</span>对旁边加油的PPMM抛的眉眼欣然接受,还乐呵呵的傻笑着越战越勇,<span style="color: black;">显现</span>了6:0的比分,结果对方<span style="color: black;">需求</span>再赛半场,推迟了我回宿舍的时间,打乱了我周密的计划安排; 第三,<span style="color: black;">不应</span>在兄弟们百乎之下欣然答应,连打开手机给你留言的时间都<span style="color: black;">无</span>,害你等了半天,弄的油瓶都挂到你的小嘴上了。可见我的错误是多么的严重,我对不起人民群众,对不起上帝和他身边那个最<span style="color: black;">美丽</span>的天使MM(不要朝我眨眼睛了),对不起我的FANS,对不起窗前的那排桂花树,门前的大鼎,还有我脚下的小蚂蚁,我错了,我真地错了。自此以后,我再<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">无</span>勇气以四十五度的<span style="color: black;">方向</span>仰望天空,以迷离的眼光注视阿波罗,<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>看了,罚我看一次打三个喷嚏。 第四,最<span style="color: black;">不应</span>在你同意写500字检讨时,嫌字数多,跟你讨价还价,<span style="color: black;">最后</span>将五百字的检讨书变成了千言悔过文。唉!! 错误是多方面的,总而言之言而总之我最大的错误<span style="color: black;">便是</span><span style="color: black;">不应</span>为了足球就忘了<span style="color: black;">妻子</span><span style="color: black;">成人</span>您,违反了“<span style="color: black;">妻子</span><span style="color: black;">第1</span>,足球第二”这条基本路线。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"> 这可爱的小<span style="color: black;">心情</span>那不挠儿一下就上来了吗</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p26-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/af40fc90eb114d57a21a49e9a9061d3a~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1728672916&amp;x-signature=X311OhHO2dBkILAnD5U9wJCM%2BTg%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">(三)、</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">认完错就到了甜言蜜语哄人,密语甜言骗鬼环节了,能<span style="color: black;">不可</span>哄好就看这一下了,兄弟们不要觉得<span style="color: black;">欠好</span>意思,<span style="color: black;">女子</span>儿<span style="color: black;">吗</span>,就<span style="color: black;">爱好</span>这一套套,不多说,直接上案例</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">例:以我佛如来的名义起誓,请西天大雷音寺诸位罗汉见证,我真的<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>错了,你要是实在不信,<span style="color: black;">能够</span>找紫霞仙子来(她不在家的话,请白晶晶<span style="color: black;">亦</span>行。你<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">能够</span>拜她们为师,自己现学现用),钻进我的心里<span style="color: black;">瞧瞧</span>,问问我的椰子,看我是不是在撒谎。我发誓我的心只为你跳动,心里绝对<span style="color: black;">无</span>别人随便乱丢的东西。在此,我发誓今后我<span style="color: black;">必定</span>要积极<span style="color: black;">奋斗</span>地改正错误,以诚恳、务实、信任、体贴的态度来对待你,对待<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>这份<span style="color: black;">宝贵</span>的爱情。我<span style="color: black;">必定</span>洗心革面,痛改前非。<span style="color: black;">期盼</span><span style="color: black;">漂亮</span>,<span style="color: black;">美丽</span>,温柔,大方,清纯,可爱的<span style="color: black;">妻子</span><span style="color: black;">谅解</span>俺。 我坦白,我有罪。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">基本上哄到这,她怎么<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不会再生气了(除非你犯的错真的太过了)要是还不行的话,兄弟,敞开你的钱包吧,小到口红大到包包,总有一款适合她哈哈哈哈</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/a0351df53c354d60ab8940fa7d0edb72~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1728672916&amp;x-signature=VDAFZnFE937oRpXAAHCQQjblvnI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">其实说到底,并不是为了哄<span style="color: black;">女子</span>而哄<span style="color: black;">女子</span>,<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>她不爱你,煞费苦心的那叫舔gou,<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>你爱她,她<span style="color: black;">一样</span>爱你,去哄哄她,让她开心,不正是<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>该做的吗,同志们,<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>不是哄<span style="color: black;">女子</span>,<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>是↓↓↓↓↓</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/7f7e187576684fbaa6192cde6c93822c~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1728672916&amp;x-signature=VR5G5LUlnbqAJZsoUFaK9XnMYU4%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">哈哈哈,最后附上一篇<span style="color: black;">自己</span>给<span style="color: black;">妻子</span>的检讨,以供同志们借鉴(顺便说一下,<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>感情非常好,认错都是相互的)</p>
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