原创 “抄下来，怼人不带脏字的搞笑句”
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">就你这脑子，屎壳郎见了都得推。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">天下之大，大<span style="color: black;">不外</span>你缺的那块心眼。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">彼此说话客气点，我没你想得<span style="color: black;">那样</span>善解人意。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">针对</span>有些人我只想说，我的巴掌很适合你的脸。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">说我没素质，我的素质向来对人，不对狗！</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你刚从厕所吃饱出来没擦嘴吧，讲话<span style="color: black;">那样</span>恶心。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">脑子空<span style="color: black;">没关系</span>；</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">关键是不要进水。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">原来真的有人直肠通大脑啊。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">有病你治病，你别找我啊，我不是兽医。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">“当愚昧<span style="color: black;">作为</span>主流，清醒便是犯罪”。记住，无论生活<span style="color: black;">怎样</span>，保持幽默感，它能让你在面对挑战时更加从容。感谢你与我一同分享这些<span style="color: black;">容易</span>的时刻，愿它们能为你的生活带来一抹微笑。</strong></p>
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