f9yx0du 发表于 2024-8-21 14:13:37

看了孩儿的入园考试题,这都是什么奇葩脑回路?还好我毕业得早


    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/fc49999c1a914095b0cf9eaf336dbbe0~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=cyxnnclWMcO8OhGYSCT2uQuCfL8%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">闺蜜小美为了让<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>“赢在起跑线上”,特意为<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>办了转园,想让他上一所好一点的幼儿园。结果到了幼儿园一打听,人家这还不是什么<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>都收的,<strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">必须</span>做一个入园测试,合格的<span style="color: black;">才可</span>接受。</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小美的儿子在原来的幼儿园都<span style="color: black;">已然</span>上了大班了,<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>还以为,<strong style="color: blue;">这<span style="color: black;">不外</span>是“手到擒来”的问题</strong>,结果宝宝进去接受考试,出来以后<span style="color: black;">始终</span>哭丧着脸,<span style="color: black;">始终</span>嚷着自己不会。</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/c06a6a19269c428ebdd2d55f4d2081d3~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=5aGPP4TC%2BMUgmrHmp9xRM0B8OCU%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">不外</span>这<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>还算挺幸运,以超出及格线一分的差距被幼儿园接收,小美拿到了<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>当时的考试卷,却忍不住和<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>吐槽了一番,<strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">不外</span>是上个幼儿园,怎么这题目都这么奇葩呀?</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">比<span style="color: black;">怎样</span>这道题,<strong style="color: blue;">让<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>把四项中<span style="color: black;">区别</span>类的找出来</strong>,鞋子和帽子<span style="color: black;">区别</span>类,宝宝<span style="color: black;">火速</span>就分辨出来了。<span style="color: black;">然则</span>第二组就犯了难,<strong style="color: blue;">在小马、小猫、小鸟、大象中,宝宝<span style="color: black;">选取</span>了小猫,但老师给画了一个大大的叉。</strong></p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/02c6f1af198740758d486adf33829b30~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=0TvdF1XM40WrBCbIEFQs5FRxA3w%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">宝宝对此的解释是,<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>小猫戴了帽子,小美<span style="color: black;">亦</span>觉得这个解释没毛病,<span style="color: black;">因此呢</span>她特意问了老师,<strong style="color: blue;">老师回答说,这道题要选小鸟,<span style="color: black;">由于</span><span style="color: black;">仅有</span>小鸟生蛋,其他动物都是直接生宝宝。</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小美和<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>感慨道:“小马和大象是怎么生<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>,连我都<span style="color: black;">想要</span>一会儿,小<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>哪懂这个呀,<span style="color: black;">此刻</span>的入园考试题目可真是太刁钻了。”</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/c6bf112e6afe4141a8642b029c35817f~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=T24x5Z4SmamlLrUjFPDvjprl%2BUI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">听了她的抱怨,一众曾深受入园考试试题“摧残”的宝妈纷纷附和,都说<strong style="color: blue;">如今幼儿园入学考试的题目实在太奇葩,</strong>有些考察<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>的某些<span style="color: black;">基本</span>认知,<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>还能勉强答上,有些则好似脑筋急转弯,实在是太难了。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">彤彤妈妈对此可谓是深有体会,小彤彤入园时有这么一道题,<strong style="color: blue;">请说出<span style="color: black;">照片</span>上的小猫是在上楼梯还是在下楼梯。</strong>彤彤妈妈可是<span style="color: black;">理学</span>专业的高材生,自然就从视觉效果和光线等方面去思考问题。</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/4a33739290184744b2a0c87fbff77035~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=dbL3dv6OVpWeLjSUyWArvSWSkes%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">等看到标准答案后,彤彤妈妈哭笑不得,<strong style="color: blue;">小猫是在下楼,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>猫咪上楼时,尾巴会下垂,下楼时才会上扬。</strong>彤彤妈妈不禁感慨,这道题目显然是想考察<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>的观察能力,可是家里<span style="color: black;">无</span>猫咪的<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>可怎么办呢?</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/0b3e0262da2049339525d3392132ba04~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=MY1gMlbgeItZisEAW0ZIQUXVESw%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">倘若</span>说上边这两道题目还算是解释得通,那小婉妈妈说的这道题目,则<span style="color: black;">显著</span>有些“超纲”了。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">题目是,A、B、C、D四个人,有两人戴的是白帽子,有两人戴的是黑帽子,其中A被墙隔开了,看不见其他三人,<span style="color: black;">另一</span>三人<span style="color: black;">亦</span>看不见他。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">所有人都不<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>自己戴的是什么颜色帽子,<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">不可</span>回头看,<span style="color: black;">她们</span>猜了一下自己的帽子颜色,<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>一个人说对了,你<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>是谁吗?</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/b70edc4059da4db6802263f91341af66~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=Q3S3iwtOAdboOdUdfqkUIEsemnY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这道题目一出,所有人都<span style="color: black;">起始</span>冥思苦想起来,<strong style="color: blue;">这哪是幼儿园测试题,这是选拔神童吧?</strong>连<span style="color: black;">成人</span>都要费一番脑筋,最后还是一位宝爸猜出答案。</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/bd5d0a060774466e8c0d85b4797560e7~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=mcGKRBe%2ByoF8QvIi%2B%2BUBsDdbEnQ%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">是C猜对了</strong>,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>自己前面的人是白色帽子,<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>自己<span style="color: black;">亦</span>是白色,那D很容易就<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>自己是黑色了,<span style="color: black;">然则</span><strong style="color: blue;">D<span style="color: black;">无</span>快速说出答案</strong>,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>他不<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>自己是黑还是白,<span style="color: black;">因此</span>自己应该和B<span style="color: black;">区别</span>,<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">便是</span>黑色帽子。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">大众</span><span style="color: black;">褒奖</span>他的<span style="color: black;">同期</span>,<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">一块</span>吐槽这个出题人,有几个<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>能具备这么强大的推理能力呢?<span style="color: black;">亦</span>就<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>小柯南<span style="color: black;">才可</span>得满分了。</p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小葵妈妈则展示出一道她家宝宝入园考试遇到的推理题,<span style="color: black;">由于</span>题目<span style="color: black;">非常</span><span style="color: black;">拥有</span>趣味,她<span style="color: black;">始终</span>记忆犹新,<strong style="color: blue;">单看题目仿佛一段绕口令,简直要被这么多舅舅绕蒙了</strong>。<span style="color: black;">然则</span>细心一点就能理清事件的主体。</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/5ca6cec06e88426f9a2e95a4c5b317c1~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=uBXqTrKxa81AKse47EnQrVXgkBY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这道题的答案,小<strong style="color: blue;">偷是四舅,钱最后的所有人应该是四舅动的手,五舅是偷钱的主谋,钱的主人是十一舅,这是他的工资。</strong>群里的宝妈们绕了半天<span style="color: black;">才可</span>弄明白<span style="color: black;">名人</span>关系,纷纷<span style="color: black;">暗示</span>还好毕业早,<span style="color: black;">否则</span>幼儿园都上不去。</p>
    <div style="color: black; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 10px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/57a7ed0b280b493a8775bd4a68624e04~noop.image?_iz=58558&amp;from=article.pc_detail&amp;lk3s=953192f4&amp;x-expires=1724179361&amp;x-signature=hEfp6575Ov0jH8k4OecvHD1OkgA%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></div>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">不外</span>讨论到最后,还有一个皓皓妈妈提出的图形问题到最后<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">无</span>得到<span style="color: black;">处理</span>,<span style="color: black;">针对</span>“外星人”的定义<span style="color: black;">大众</span>都有些不明<span style="color: black;">因此</span>,<strong style="color: blue;">你<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>哪个是外星人吗?有答案的宝妈<span style="color: black;">能够</span>在下方评论区<span style="color: black;">一块</span>讨论。</strong></p>
    <p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我是糖果妈妈,一个学习成长型宝妈,专注孕产和育儿,想要<span style="color: black;">容易</span>养娃别忘了关注,糖果妈妈团队将为您的育儿之路答疑解惑。</p>




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